Sunday

Daily dose of me

Hey beautiful humans, I'm just gonna have a little rant today,  pardon me :)

You know how exciting it is when you go to a new environment and all you want to do is take photos, well errrm don't do that in front of me just don't!. I find it so annoying, Maybe I'm just a grumpy granny but I'm sure everyone who lives in a tourist friendly area can relate to this.
The Asians taking photos of every single thing that passes by and doing the peace sign, The Africans taking photos of their bling bling next to poles, shops, every single thing, The Caucasians taking photos period. obstructing the ease of movement for those of us going about our daily activities ( I sound bitter, I'm not loll).
Sometimes I try to envisage what life is like for Parisians, New Yorkers, Italians etc., well I know cos I have been that annoying tourist haha. Anyway these are some things I do not enjoy whilst commuting.

THAT PERSON WHO STANDS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR



To be fair this is not just a tourist behaviour, it is pure craziness of humans.and no if you cannot read just follow the crowd, this is not a case of being "different or unique"

THE HUMAN OBLIVIOUS TO THE CURRENCY, WHO SPENDS HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE AMOUNT. 

Spending 20 minutes paying for 99p chips with £50 notes I mean  COME ON!!!!
Like it's been 30 minutes mate 

 Again this is not just tourists, it is every human being sometimes. I can be that person as well especially when on queue you remember you have £1,000 in coins and decide to sort it out and pay for that transaction at the TILL!!!!!!!!!!

Contrary to what you might be thinking I was a very cheerful individual well until this city sucked all the happy off of me :(. anyway I digress, back to my rant



THE PERSON THAT MAKES YOU THEIR PILLOW ON THE UNDERGROUND 

Do i know you??AWKWARD



Somehow someone falls asleep on your shoulder and you just sit there cos it is too awkward to do anything  else and even more awkward when you get to your stop. what do you say to such a person? "Babe we are here" or hey stranger " can i go" or do you just rudely get up so they fall of ( I would ) lool JK JK





This last one rarely ever happens but hey lool

WHEN THAT RANDOM PERSON YOU JUST TALKED TO 5 MINUTES AGO DECIDES TO SHARE YOUR FOOD WITH YOU
I am not your friend! Shtop eeet
lol try not to resort to violence when this happens. It has happened to me and I was too stunned to even get mad.
I am sure a lot of people out there can relate to this if you can't then oh well. Have a beautiful sunday lovelies.

All my love
xx






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